Home Remedies or the Doctor?

It's the Swine Flu pandemic.... most of us are sick. Whether we've actually got the Swine Flu, only a Doctor can tell us, after he or she runs his million tests. Who's got time for that now, during exams??? Please....

So you've got a cough? Dry? Chesty?

Home Remedy #1 - Egg Coffee

-Break an egg in a cup, and add a tablespoon (or two, if you've got a sweet-tooth) of condensed milk
-Beat the mix with a fork
-In another cup, add coffee powder (as much as you want), and boiling hot water, till about 3/4
cup.
-Pour the egg-condensed milk mix into the coffee, and stir well.
-Drink this HOT!!!


Sore Throat???

Home Remedy #2 - Honey and Lemon

-Squeeze half a lemon (no seeds) into a cup
-Add a bit of honey in
-Add boiling hot water and mix
-Drink this HOT!!!


Stuffed Nose???

Home Remedy #3 - Vapour Treatment

-Use a pail preferably
-Add boiling hot water till half way
-Add a few fingerfuls of Vicks Vapour Rub (Or Mentholatum)
-Place your head over the pail and cover with a towel (So you get the full vapour treatment)


If all this hardly does anything, then,well, you're probably scr***ed! Go see the Doc! :)